AUDITIONS
Audition Notice
PRODUCTION:
The Holiday Channel Christmas Movie Wonderthon by Don Zolidis
Presented by Special Arrangement with Playscripts, Inc.
DESCRIPTION:
Christmas: a time for magic. A time for the traditions we cherish. A time to watch as many original TV movies as a human being can possibly endure. But now with The Holiday Channel Christmas Movie Wonderthon, you can enjoy the sugar rush of six Christmas movies all at once!
Welcome to Hopewood Falls, Vermont, where singles in adorable sweaters converge to look for love. Can disguises help royalty and/or movie stars find the down-to-earth connections they crave? Will evil city slickers destroy charming inns and/or Christmas tree farms? Isn't it a little creepy for a meet-cute to depend on one person being in a coma?
Grab a hot chocolate and your favorite wise single friend to find out in this wildly entertaining parody of holiday rom-coms.
LOCATION:
Magenta Theater - 1108 Main St, Vancouver WA 98860
DATES:
Group Auditions
Saturday September 26th, 2026 11-3pm
First Read:
October 5th, 2026
Rehearsals:
Weekdays 6:30-9:30pm, Saturdays 10-4, Sundays 2:30-6:30
Oct 5, 6, 7; 13,14,15; 20, 21, 22; 27, 28, 29
Nov 3, 4, 5, 7; 10, 11, 12, 15; 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 27
Performances:
Thu/Fri/Sat @ 7:30 and Sun @ 2:00
Nov 27, 28, 29; Dec 3, 4 ,5, 6; 10, 11, 12, 13
PERSONNEL:
DIRECTOR: Alice Tanzillo
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Angela Wall
STAGE MANAGER: Conner Esteb
ASSISTANT STAGE MANAGER: Bella Bir
PRODUCTION MANAGER: Erin Knittle
COMPENSATION:
All roles are volunteer. $50 stipend provided.
ROLES:
7m, 7w, 2 any gender. Actors of all ages and expressions are encouraged to audition.
Actors may be cast to perform multiple roles within the show.
NARRATOR 1
NARRATOR 2
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Characters played by the narrators:
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PRANCER, a golden retriever
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VIXEN, a golden retriever
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GIRL 1
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GIRL 2
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TSA Agent
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Marlena
HOLLY, owner of the Evergreen Inn in Hopewood Falls, Vermont. A heart of gold.
BRETT, stranded by a snowstorm, but secretly a prince from Artemisia, a tiny aristocratic country in Europe that no one has ever heard of. Luckily, he’s rich, y’all.
JOY, a romance novelist, visiting the inn to try to break her writer’s block.
PAUL, a rival romance novelist, running his own writers’ retreat – kind of a self-important jerk, but with the love of the right woman, he’s probably a pretty nice guy.
CAROL, a war reporter, home for the holidays, tired of big city life.
JACKSON, a veterinarian, who owns two golden retrievers.
MERRY, in town to search out the perfect Christmas tree for the bid Christmas celebration in the big city. A real estate lawyer businessperson with no time for love.
BLAKE, rugged, owner of a tree farm. He’s heartbroken but oh-so-handsome.
KRIS, the son of the former Santa Claus in the town parade, but he has troubles, y’all. Troubles. Currently working as a real estate lawyer business person.
NOELLE, owner of the oldest Christmas ornament boutique in town, charged with helping Kris quit his job and become a full time Santa. Filled with Christmas Spirit.
SVEN, the secret prince of Broxtenburg, which is another tiny aristocratic country in Europe that no one has heard of.
RITA, movie star filming a movie in Hopewood Falls, but pretending to be an ordinary girl.
LAERTES, the Real Estate Developer Guy. We do not like him.
BRIDGETTE, the red-headed best friend of all the women. Why not.
JIMMY, (can be played by the same actor playing LAERTES) the ex-boyfriend of Holly, and also plays the ex-boyfriends of every other woman, ‘cause why not.
AUDITION INSTRUCTIONS:
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Complete this form: https://forms.gle/FQj19rhmrQUTjYrJA
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Note: Please include in your “skills” in the form if you can:
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Use a ladder or step stool consistently through rehearsal and performance
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Rollerblade/Roller skate and if you own your own
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Willing to lift or move scenery
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Plan to attend the full audition Saturday September 26th, 2026 from 11-3pm. Please dress ready to move and prepared to cold read from sides with other actors.
Video auditions accepted at auditions@magentatheater.com in lieu of auditions. Video auditions must be submitted by September 26th by 12pm to be considered.
Participants of all races, ethnicities, national origins, sexual orientations, gender expressions, and abilities are encouraged to submit.
QUESTIONS:
Contact Erin Knittle (Production Manager) at auditions@magentatheater.com.
Audition Notice
AUDITION NOTICE
PRODUCTION:
I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change
Book and Lyrics by Joe DiPietro
Music by Jimmy Roberts
DESCRIPTION:
Summary
The longest running off-Broadway revue in history has been revised for the 21st century! This celebration of the mating game takes on the truths and myths behind that contemporary conundrum known as “the relationship.” Through sketches and songs, Act I explores the journey from dating and waiting to love and marriage, while Act II reveals the agonies and triumphs of in-laws and newborns, trips in the family car and pick-up techniques of the geriatric set. This hilarious revue pays tribute to those who have loved and lost, to those who have fallen on their face at the portal of romance, to those who have dared to ask, “Say, what are you doing Saturday night?” The 2018 version features two new songs, revised lyrics and dialogue throughout the show to reflect dating in modern times.
LOCATION:
Magenta Theater - 1108 Main St, Vancouver WA 98860
DATES:
Auditions by Appointment
Monday October 12th, 2026 6:30-9:30
Wednesday October 14th, 2026 6:30-9:30
Callbacks
Sunday October 18th, 2026 12-4pm
First Read:
October 28th, 2026 6:30-9:30pm
Rehearsals:
Weekdays 6:30-9:30pm, Saturdays 10-4, Sundays 2:30-6:30
Nov 8 & 9
Dec 8 & 9
Dec 14, 16, 17, 18, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30
Jan 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 12, 13, 14, 18, 19, 20, 21, 25, 26, 27, 28,31
Feb 1, 2, 3, 4
Performances:
Thu/Fri/Sat @ 7:30 and Sun @ 2:00
Feb 5, 6, 7; 11, 12, 13, 14; 18, 19, 20, 21
PERSONNEL:
DIRECTOR: KRISTEN SVENSON
MUSIC DIRECTOR & ACCOMPANIST: KENDRA DORADO
COMPENSATION:
All roles are volunteer. $50 stipend provided.
ROLES
2W, 2M
AUDITION INSTRUCTIONS:
Complete this form: https://forms.gle/FQj19rhmrQUTjYrJA and schedule your audition slot on October 12th or 14th: https://calendar.app.google/9FY4rBeEmUxd4Ls6A
Instructions: Please prepare 32 bars of a song. Accompaniment provided.
Callbacks are scheduled for October 18th from 12-4pm. Sides will be provided in advance.
Video auditions accepted at auditions@magentatheater.com in lieu of auditions. Video auditions must be submitted by October 12th at 6:30pm.
Participants of all races, ethnicities, national origins, sexual orientations, gender expressions, and abilities are encouraged to submit.
QUESTIONS:
Contact Erin Knittle (Production Manager) at auditions@magentatheater.com.
Audition Notice
AUDITION NOTICE
PRODUCTION:
CONSTELLATIONS by Nick Payne
DESCRIPTION:
One relationship. Infinite possibilities.
Nick Payne’s Olivier Award-winning Constellations follows Marianne, a quantum physicist, and
Roland, a beekeeper, through a relationship that unfolds across an infinite number of possible
realities.
Their first meeting might lead to love. Another version might lead somewhere else. A different
choice, a different word, a different moment can alter everything.
Set against the possibilities of the multiverse, Constellations moves fluidly between alternate
versions of the same moments—sometimes funny, sometimes awkward and sometimes tender.
At its heart, it is about love, free will, friendship, mortality, and the strange possibility that every
moment matters.
LOCATION:
Magenta Theater - 1108 Main St, Vancouver WA 98860
DATES:
Open Call Auditions: Saturday, October 10, 2026 — 12:00–3:00 PM
Callbacks: Friday, October 16, 2026 — 6:30–9:30 PM
First Read:
October 29, 2026
Rehearsals:
January 26, 27, 28
February 2, 3, 4
February 9, 10, 11
February 22, 23, 24, 25
PERFORMANCES:
Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30 PM
Sundays at 2:00 PM
February 26, 27, 28
March 5, 6, 7
PERSONNEL:
DIRECTOR: DEVAN MCCOY
COMPENSATION:
All roles are volunteer. No stipend provided for 2nd Stage Series productions.
ROLES
2 any gender or age.
MARIANNE — Any age, (approximately Mid 20s– mid 60s)
A brilliant quantum physicist. Curious, intellectually restless, funny, direct, and sometimes
emotionally guarded and socially unconventional.
ROLAND — Any age, (approximately mid 20s– mid 60s)
A beekeeper. Grounded, warm, observant, and emotionally open. Interested in the tangible
world. Has his own quiet curiosity and intelligence.
AUDITION INSTRUCTIONS:
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Complete this form: https://forms.gle/FQj19rhmrQUTjYrJA
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Sides will be provided at auditions. No preparation or memorization is required.
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Plan to arrive and start at 12.
CALLBACKS:
Callbacks are scheduled for Friday, October 16, 2026, from 6:30–9:30 PM. Actors invited to
callbacks will receive additional instructions.
Video auditions are accepted at auditions@magentatheater.com in lieu of an in-person
audition. Video auditions must be submitted by 12:00 PM on October 10, 2026 to be
considered.
Participants of all races, ethnicities, national origins, sexual orientations, gender expressions,
and abilities are encouraged to submit.
QUESTIONS:
Contact Caleb Bourgeois (Production Manager) at auditions@magentatheater.com.